| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
| 1 | Bruce Campbell | Elf Thrower | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Pass,Safe Throw,Sure Hands | | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 21 | 70000 |
| 2 | Dean Diaz | Elf Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block,Dauntless,Side Step | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 12 | 110000 |
| 3 | Larry Thurston | Elf Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch,Dodge,Leap,Nerves Of Steel | | 2 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 100000 |
| 4 | Slobodan Mesevic | Elf Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | | n | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 60000 |
| 5 | Jonny Wong | Elf Lineman | 6 | 2 | 4 | 7 | | | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 60000 |
| 6 | Hank Blueberg | Elf Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 |
| 7 | Pat "Red" OBrian | Elf Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 60000 |
| 8 | Greg Grimm | Elf Lineman | 5 | 3 | 4 | 7 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 |
| 9 | Bulent Turkoglu | Elf Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | | n | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 60000 |
| 10 | Ephram Brown | Elf Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block | | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 60000 |
| 11 | Stanley "ArchTraitor" Tweedle | Elf Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 60000 |
| 12 | Bill Button | Elf Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 |
| 13 | Johny Macintosh | Elf Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | TRAIT,Block,Dodge,Side Step | | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 21 | 110000 |
| 14 | Last Chance | Elf Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | | n | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 |
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| Team Name: | Temps | Re-Rolls: | 3 |
| Race: | Elf | Fan Factor: | 10 |
| Team Rating: | 158 | Assistant Coaches: | 1 |
| Treasury: | 67000 | Cheerleaders: | 1 |
| Coach: | Pat | Apothecary: | Yes |