| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Zippy Ragnarok | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block,Dauntless,Frenzy,Mighty Blow,Multiple Block,Stand Firm,Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 3 | 45 | 90000 |
| 2 | satan crunchie the bloody | Dwarf Runner | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands,Thick Skull | | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 80000 |
| 3 | vaguely less infinite | Dwarf Blitzer | 5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | +st,Block,Guard,Thick Skull | | 0 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 20 | 80000 |
| 4 | Arthur The Flame Retardant | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block,Guard,Mighty Blow,Tackle,Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 1 | 27 | 70000 |
| 5 | Anti-A-De-Un-Sub-Hugeor | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block,Guard,Tackle,Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 14 | 70000 |
| 6 | Humungo Puts the Arggghhhh back in Romance Placebo | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block,Dauntless,Multiple Block,Tackle,Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 23 | 70000 |
| 7 | Wiffle Blast Radius Balzac | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block,Guard,Tackle,Thick Skull | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 70000 |
| 8 | Richard "disregard that..." Casanova | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block,Guard,Tackle,Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 70000 |
| 9 | Omnibus Precis | Longbeard | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | +st,Block,Mighty Blow,Stand Firm,Tackle,Thick Skull | n | 0 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 2 | 46 | 70000 |
| 10 | DustyThe Chalk Outline Paraguay | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block,Guard,Mighty Blow,Tackle,Thick Skull | n | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 21 | 70000 |
| 11 | Po-Mo | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block,Guard,Mighty Blow,Piling On,Tackle,Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 5 | 43 | 70000 |
| 12 | SaNDeE* Twitterpation | Dwarf Runner | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,Catch,Dodge,Pass,Strip Ball,Sure Hands,Thick Skull | | 54 | 12 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 121 | 80000 |
| 13 | Brax | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block,Dauntless,Frenzy,Mighty Blow,Multiple Block,Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 21 | 90000 |
| 14 | el guapo the widestepper | Dwarf Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block,Guard,Strip Ball,Sure Hands,Thick Skull | | 4 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 45 | 80000 |
| 15 | Candlestick Jack | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 3 | 9 | +ag,TRAIT,Block,Guard,Tackle,Thick Skull | | 1 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 33 | 70000 |
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| Team Name: | Syzygy Oxymorons | Re-Rolls: | 7 |
| Race: | Dwarf | Fan Factor: | 15 |
| Team Rating: | 284 | Assistant Coaches: | 3 |
| Treasury: | 237500 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | Cfoo | Apothecary: | Yes |