| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | 22 | Wood Elf Catcher | 9 | 1 | 4 | 7 | Catch,Dodge | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 90000 |
| 2 | Ill be back | Wardancer | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block,Catch,Dodge,Leap | n,m | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 15 | 120000 |
| 3 | Theyre here... | Wood Elf Lineman | 8 | 3 | 4 | 6 | Block,Dodge | | 8 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 36 | 70000 |
| 4 | Our last, best hope for peace | Wood Elf Lineman | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
| 5 | Royale with cheese | Wood Elf Lineman | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch,Nerves Of Steel,Pass,Sure Hands | m | 37 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 57 | 70000 |
| 6 | Pretty Fucking good milkshake | Wood Elf Lineman | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Leader | | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 22 | 70000 |
| 9 | These are not the droids you are looking for | Wood Elf Lineman | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dodge | | 13 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 19 | 70000 |
| 10 | Are you sure it was a book? | Wood Elf Lineman | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block,Dodge | n | 5 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 28 | 70000 |
| 11 | And so it begins... | Wood Elf Lineman | 7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block,Dodge,Jump Up | n | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 31 | 70000 |
| 13 | Jane, you ignorant slut | Wood Elf Thrower | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | SKILL,Accurate,Pass | | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 18 | 90000 |
| 14 | Not so tiny Tim | Treeman | 2 | 6 | 1 | 10 | Big Guy,Block,Mighty Blow,Pro,Stand Firm,Take Root,Thick Skull,Throw Team-Mate | | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 1 | 19 | 110000 |
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| Team Name: | Straight to Videos | Re-Rolls: | 4 |
| Race: | Wood Elf | Fan Factor: | 7 |
| Team Rating: | 178 | Assistant Coaches: | 1 |
| Treasury: | 60000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | Martin Scores-easy | Apothecary: | Yes |