| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Chew Mein Shrimp | Orc Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block,Dodge,Guard,Stand Firm,Tackle | n | 4 | 12 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 63 | 80000 |
| 2 | Jumbo Shrimp | Orc Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 5 | 9 | +ag,+ag,Block,Guard,Mighty Blow,Tackle | | 7 | 9 | 0 | 13 | 4 | 80 | 80000 |
| 3 | Noodle Opp. makes New Dollop | Orc Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block,Guard,Mighty Blow,Tackle | | 0 | 8 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 37 | 80000 |
| 4 | Hot & Spicy Slut | Orc Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 5 | 9 | +ag,+ag,+ma,Block,Tackle | n | 7 | 9 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 54 | 80000 |
| 5 | ShagHigh Beef | Black Orc Blocker | 5 | 4 | 2 | 9 | +ma,Block,Guard,Mighty Blow | | 0 | 1 | 2 | 17 | 3 | 56 | 80000 |
| 6 | Chick Soo Guy | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block,Guard | n,n | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 30 | 80000 |
| 7 | Shish K. BOB | Black Orc Blocker | 3 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block,Frenzy,Mighty Blow | | 0 | 4 | 0 | 10 | 3 | 47 | 80000 |
| 8 | Dim Sum, Lights | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block,Frenzy,Mighty Blow | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 36 | 80000 |
| 9 | Mr. Green T | Orc Thrower | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Accurate,Block,Dump Off,Pass,Sure Hands | | 19 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 33 | 70000 |
| 10 | OrNG "Fuzzy" Duck | Orc Thrower | 5 | 3 | 4 | 8 | +ag,SKILL,Block,Pass,Safe Throw,Sure Hands | | 38 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 53 | 70000 |
| 12 | B. Egg Foo Young Shrimp | Orc Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block,Dirty Player | | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 27 | 50000 |
| 13 | Nookie, ForTune | Orc Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block,Tackle | | 1 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 24 | 50000 |
| 16 | Imperial T. Roll | Troll | 4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry,Big Guy,Block,Mighty Blow,Really Stupid,Regenerate,Throw Team-Mate | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 100000 |
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| Team Name: | Slicers and Bad Dicers | Re-Rolls: | 5 |
| Race: | Orc | Fan Factor: | 21 |
| Team Rating: | 270 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 |
| Treasury: | 65000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | General Taoli | Apothecary: | Yes |