| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Franz "In Your Pants" Paulsen | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 50000 |
| 2 | Nic "Sour Pus" Gerbels | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,Pro | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 17 | 50000 |
| 3 | Bors "Tongue-Staple" Vosky | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 50000 |
| 4 | Kazimeil "Blood Pudding" Sorvanes | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | | n | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50000 |
| 5 | Cozya "Tibia" Brökenbownes | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 12 | 50000 |
| 6 | Gnäss "Phlegm Rain" Riksvold | Human Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Accurate,Pass,Sure Hands | | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 70000 |
| 7 | Buster "Spearboobs" Hammars | Human Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass,Safe Throw,Sure Hands | | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 11 | 70000 |
| 8 | "Meat Glove" Peilings Kinninbownes | Human Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch,Dodge | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 70000 |
| 9 | Erik "Gibspacio" Dutmunt (C) | Human Blitzer | 8 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 90000 |
| 10 | Gus "One-Tooth Smile" Brausen | Human Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 90000 |
| 11 | Adolph "Spleen-Tease" Barfolonew | Human Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | n,m | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 90000 |
| 12 | Raoul "Grands Pantalons" Demeux | Human Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch,Diving Catch,Dodge | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 70000 |
| 13 | Uter "Skaven-nut Butter" Bersmiel | Human Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | m | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 90000 |
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| Team Name: | Nipply Warthogs | Re-Rolls: | 4 |
| Race: | Human | Fan Factor: | 3 |
| Team Rating: | 148 | Assistant Coaches: | 1 |
| Treasury: | 120000 | Cheerleaders: | 3 |
| Coach: | Lord Fairfax Edwin XI | Apothecary: | Yes |