| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Vidal | Elf Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block,Diving Tackle,Dodge,Side Step,Tackle | | 5 | 7 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 41 | 110000 |
| 2 | Waugh | Elf Catcher | 8 | 4 | 4 | 7 | +st,Block,Catch,Dodge,Leap,Multiple Block,Nerves Of Steel | n,n | 12 | 14 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 79 | 100000 |
| 3 | Winnings | Elf Thrower | 6 | 3 | 5 | 7 | +ag,Accurate,Pass | | 22 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 25 | 70000 |
| 5 | McGruder | Elf Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dirty Player | | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 60000 |
| 6 | Amend | Elf Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Catch,Dodge,Nerves Of Steel | | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 100000 |
| 7 | Watterson | Elf Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block,Dirty Player | | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 20 | 60000 |
| 8 | Larson | Elf Lineman | 5 | 4 | 4 | 6 | +st,Block,Strip Ball,Tackle | | 0 | 6 | 0 | 7 | 5 | 57 | 60000 |
| 9 | Learned Hand | Elf Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block,Kick | | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 27 | 60000 |
| 10 | Cardozo | Elf Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block,Dirty Player,Pass Block | | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 35 | 60000 |
| 11 | Cube | Elf Lineman | 6 | 3 | 5 | 7 | +ag,Block,Leap | | 7 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 39 | 60000 |
| 12 | Kay | Elf Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block,Dauntless,Pass Block,Side Step | | 3 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 26 | 110000 |
| 13 | Laskin | Elf Catcher | 8 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block,Catch,Dodge,Dump Off,Leap,Nerves Of Steel | | 25 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 67 | 100000 |
| 14 | Tonsils | Elf Catcher | 8 | 3 | 5 | 7 | +ag,Catch,Dodge,Jump Up,Leap,Nerves Of Steel | | 9 | 17 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 65 | 100000 |
| 15 | Filler | Elf Lineman | 6 | 3 | 5 | 7 | +ag | | 3 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 60000 |
| 16 | Chum | Elf Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 60000 |
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| Team Name: | Filthy Whoresons | Re-Rolls: | 5 |
| Race: | Elf | Fan Factor: | 18 |
| Team Rating: | 278 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 |
| Treasury: | 120000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | Buttercup | Apothecary: | Yes |