| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Smirnoff Ice Triple Block | Dwarf Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block,Mighty Blow,Thick Skull | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 80000 |
| 2 | Ransom Extort | Dwarf Blitzer | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block,Mighty Blow,Thick Skull | | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 14 | 80000 |
| 3 | Rickards Ready to Die Jr | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block,Dauntless,Frenzy,Multiple Block,Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 90000 |
| 4 | Keg for Mercy | Troll Slayer | 5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | TRAIT,Block,Dauntless,Frenzy,Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 90000 |
| 5 | Lite Beard | Dwarf Runner | 6 | 2 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands,Thick Skull | | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 80000 |
| 6 | Run and Cope II | Dwarf Runner | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands,Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80000 |
| 7 | The Killa | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block,Tackle,Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 70000 |
| 8 | Butt Light but wiser | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block,Tackle,Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
| 9 | Alexander Kick | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block,Tackle,Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 70000 |
| 10 | Blitz on the Beach | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block,Guard,Tackle,Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 70000 |
| 11 | I like the taste of your Man-eaten | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block,Dauntless,Tackle,Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 14 | 70000 |
| 12 | Carlings Black Lethal | Longbeard | 4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block,Tackle,Thick Skull | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 70000 |
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| Team Name: | Drunk Miners | Re-Rolls: | 2 |
| Race: | Dwarf | Fan Factor: | 8 |
| Team Rating: | 135 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 |
| Treasury: | 90000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | Mars | Apothecary: | Yes |