| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Hans Brinker | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50000 |
| 2 | P. Ost Natal-Abortie | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50000 |
| 3 | Harold Tu "Sheitz-Tu" Thwind | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | +ag,Block,Pass Block | | 4 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 49 | 50000 |
| 4 | Bob the Lineman | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,Dirty Player,Shadowing | | 1 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 5 | 40 | 50000 |
| 5 | Mack N. Nosenz-Atoll | Human Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,Dodge,Pass Block | n | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 32 | 50000 |
| 6 | Sumkinda Naim | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50000 |
| 8 | Pot | Human Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Accurate,Block,Pass,Safe Throw,Strip Ball,Strong Arm,Sure Hands | | 67 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 91 | 70000 |
| 9 | Buck Satan | Human Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,Dodge,Guard,Stand Firm | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 31 | 90000 |
| 10 | Blitzen | Human Blitzer | 7 | 4 | 3 | 8 | +st,Block,Dodge,Mighty Blow,Tackle | n | 1 | 4 | 0 | 14 | 5 | 66 | 90000 |
| 11 | P. Thomas Rickle | Human Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,Guard,Stand Firm | | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 16 | 90000 |
| 12 | Comet | Human Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | +ag,Block,Dodge,Leap,Stand Firm | n | 5 | 11 | 0 | 8 | 3 | 69 | 90000 |
| 13 | WartNose | Ogre | 4 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Big Guy,Block,Bone Head,Guard,Mighty Blow,Pro,Thick Skull,Throw Team-Mate | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 3 | 47 | 120000 |
| 14 | Mack N. Uptha-Numbaz | Human Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block,Kick | n | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 22 | 50000 |
| 15 | Patch Kid | Human Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Block,Catch,Dodge,Jump Up,Side Step,Sure Feet | n | 4 | 10 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 51 | 70000 |
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| Team Name: | Dead-On Balls Inaccurate | Re-Rolls: | 7 |
| Race: | Human | Fan Factor: | 12 |
| Team Rating: | 260 | Assistant Coaches: | 9 |
| Treasury: | 0 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | Narc | Apothecary: | Yes |