| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Sum Dum Bitch | Witch Elf | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block,Dodge,Frenzy,Jump Up,Leap,Side Step | 2 | 7 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 38 | 110000 | |
| 2 | Sum Dizzy Bitch | Witch Elf | 7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block,Dauntless,Dodge,Frenzy,Jump Up,Leap | 1 | 12 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 50 | 110000 | |
| 3 | Kissmy Ass | Dark Elf Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100000 | |
| 4 | Dumb Ass | Dark Elf Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block,Dodge,Tackle | 2 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 21 | 100000 | |
| 5 | Bakdat Ass | Dark Elf Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 100000 | |
| 6 | Wanker | Dark Elf Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Kick | 1 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 70000 | |
| 7 | Goit | Dark Elf Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | m | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 70000 | |
| 8 | Loser | Dark Elf Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 13 | 70000 | |
| 9 | Tosser | Dark Elf Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 70000 | |
| 10 | Moron | Dark Elf Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block | 1 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 15 | 70000 | |
| 11 | Brad | Dark Elf Lineman | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 70000 | |
| 12 | Fat Ass | Dark Elf Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block,Dodge,Tackle | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 18 | 100000 | |
| 13 | Shit Head | Dark Elf Thrower | 5 | 3 | 5 | 8 | Leap,Pass | 17 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 19 | 90000 | |
| Team Name: | Blargburg Bluebutts | Re-Rolls: | 3 | ||||||||||||
| Race: | Dark Elf | Fan Factor: | 12 | ||||||||||||
| Team Rating: | 187 | Assistant Coaches: | 0 | ||||||||||||
| Treasury: | 20000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 | ||||||||||||
| Coach: | Blarg Blargson | Apothecary: | Yes | ||||||||||||