Anatomical Anomaly
Race: Orc
Coached By: Richard Nasty MD
| # | Player Name | Position | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Player Skills | Inj | Cp | TD | Int | Cas | Mvp | SPP | Cost |
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| 1 | Penile Cyst | Orc Thrower | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Accurate,Pass,Sure Hands | n | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 70000 |
| 2 | Syphilis | Orc Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block | | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 50000 |
| 3 | Lymphogranuloma Venereum | Orc Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block | | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 50000 |
| 4 | Chlamydia | Orc Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | +ma,Block | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 27 | 50000 |
| 5 | Neisseria Gonorrhoeae | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80000 |
| 6 | Hepatitis A | Orc Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 50000 |
| 7 | Hepatitis B | Orc Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 50000 |
| 8 | Herpes Simplex | Orc Lineman | 5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 50000 |
| 9 | Trichomoniasis | Orc Lineman | 5 | 3 | 4 | 9 | +ag | | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 14 | 50000 |
| 10 | Hepatitis C | Orc Lineman | 5 | 3 | 4 | 9 | +ag,Block | | 5 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 21 | 50000 |
| 11 | Inflammed Hemroid | Orc Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 9 | +ma,Block,Piling On | n | 0 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 30 | 80000 |
| 12 | Unidentified Mass | Orc Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block | | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 80000 |
| 13 | Rectal Distension | Orc Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block,Piling On | | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 80000 |
| 14 | Testicular Lesion | Orc Blitzer | 6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | SKILL -n,Block,Strip Ball | n | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 18 | 80000 |
| 15 | Torn Groin | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block | n | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 80000 |
| 16 | Colostomizer | Black Orc Blocker | 4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | | | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80000 |
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| Team Name: | Anatomical Anomaly | Re-Rolls: | 5 |
| Race: | Orc | Fan Factor: | 6 |
| Team Rating: | 182 | Assistant Coaches: | 1 |
| Treasury: | 50000 | Cheerleaders: | 0 |
| Coach: | Richard Nasty MD | Apothecary: | Yes |